Greeting cards by Prof. Pinotte

Meet the Prof. Pinotte greeting cards: a small, slightly unhinged collection made to fit inside a standard pedal box. The lineup includes five cards with questionable manners: Clippy for birthdays, the BFF fish for birthdays, the KSTR beaver for delayed birthdays, Chickadee Dee-Lay for sarcastic congratulations, and Prof. Pinotte saying Bonne fête in French. Each card is blank inside, because even Prof. Pinotte can’t put words in your mouth. Add your message at checkout and we’ll print it separately so it lands perfectly tuned. Small format, big personality, and just enough GUPTech weirdness to make the gift feel properly suspicious. Only $2 with a pedal purchase when added to the cart (the widget will offer it to you). Get 3 for $10 — just make sure you add 3 to the cart. Fits inside a regular pedal box (3.5 in x 5 in) Blank inside. Personalized message printed separately (your words). Small card, maximum impact. Prof. Pinotte approved.