Soda Bitchmarks™ (Bookmarks)

Soda Bitchmarks™ (Bookmarks)

Brand: Gutsy Little Mama
2.99 USD In stock Buy at Merchant

Your favorite sodas, but cuntier. Why dog ear your pages when you can have a completely inappropriate bookmark modeled after your favorite bev? From the brains of the crash out crew (@buncybookclub & @nattylite_reads & yours truly) DETAILS: 4.35" tall bookmarks with attitude. Printed with pigment ink and laminate sealed for durability.

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Can You Die Canada Dry, Choke Cunt Coke, Diabolical Petty and Demure Diet Dr Pepper, Die + Choke Diet Coke, Dont Care Cherry Coke, Dr Pepper Dumpster Princess, Dumb Cunt Diet Coke, Fuck Off Fanta, Manic Dumpster Fire Mountain Dew, Petty Pepsi, Schweppes Super Gay & Autistic, Spite Sprite
Variants (12)
  • Can You Die Canada Dry — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Choke Cunt Coke — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Diabolical Petty and Demure Diet Dr Pepper — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Die + Choke Diet Coke — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Dont Care Cherry Coke — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Dr Pepper Dumpster Princess — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Dumb Cunt Diet Coke — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Fuck Off Fanta — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Manic Dumpster Fire Mountain Dew — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Petty Pepsi — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Schweppes Super Gay & Autistic — 2.99 USD — In stock
  • Spite Sprite — 2.99 USD — In stock

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