No Crying on the Boat Unisex Sweatshirt
For the person who remembered the snacks, packed the sunscreen, brought the extra towel, and would still very much like everyone to keep it together. Our No Crying on the Boat Sweatshirt is designed and printed by Polished Prints for lake mornings, breezy boat rides, dock nights, beach trips, and those summer moments when the sun goes down and suddenly everyone is acting shocked that it got cold. Printed on a navy Lane Seven sweatshirt with bold white collegiate-style lettering, this one is classic, cozy, and sarcastic in the most useful way. It gives “I’m fun, but I do have limits” energy — which, honestly, feels like the unofficial dress code for group summer plans. The sweatshirt is lightweight, fleece lined, and soft on the inside, so it’s easy to toss over shorts, wear with lounge pants, pack for vacation, or keep in the car because somehow someone is always cold. It’s the kind of piece you’ll reach for all summer long, from early coffee runs to post-swim coverups to sitting outside way longer than planned. Designed and printed in-house by Polished Prints. Fit Notes: This sweatshirt has a relaxed unisex fit. Order true to size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you want a roomier, oversized look. Details: Printed on a Lane Seven sweatshirt Lightweight fleece lining Soft interior feel Relaxed unisex fit Navy sweatshirt with white front graphic Designed + printed by Polished Prints Part of our summer collection Please note: This is a seasonal item and all sales are final.
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- Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL, XXXL
Variants (6)
- Small — 42.00 USD — In stock
- Medium — 42.00 USD — In stock
- Large — 42.00 USD — In stock
- XL — 42.00 USD — In stock
- XXL — 42.00 USD — In stock
- XXXL — 42.00 USD — In stock
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