"Scotty Lied, People Died" T-shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 Does a Scotty Lie? How would you know? Have the people died? Then Scotty Lied! Is this shirt a lie? IF you won't buy then you'll die! Buy or DIE? This shirt is no lie! So buy! .: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) .: Relaxed fit .: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton .: Available in 58 colors .: Sewn-in label