Give Me Ranch or Give Me Death - Shirt

Generations ago, at a diner somewhere off U.S. Highway 20, a weary and hungry traveler had an order of fried something brought to their table. After he examined his order, he took a deep breath and rose to the top of the table, to speak those immortal words that remain etched upon every midwestern heart: “Give me ranch, or give me death!” Then the waitress came back to with a small serving dish and said, "Ope, here you go gun."