Coach Pants

Sorry, still thinking about the dream of becoming a soccer coach at a Midwestern liberal arts college. Like: it's just on the verge of raining — which is sound because these "pants" are, of course, in a water-repellent Olmetex nylon blend — and the leaves are turning yellow and orange and "practice" started an hour ago. They know what to do by now. You've taught them well. And you've got other plans. They've just opened a second-hand "bookstore" in town. And you'll be there 'til closing.