What Is My Perfect Crime T-shirt

The default T-shirt printing position is on the front. If you want to print it on the back, please leave a note when ordering or send me an email informing me: service@boringteeshirt.com Size Chart: Size Shoulder Bust Length cm inch cm inch cm inch XS 39 15.4 86 33.9 62 24.4 S 42 16.5 92 36.2 65 25.6 M 45 17.7 98 38.6 68 26.7 L 48 18.9 104 40.9 71 28 XL 51 20.1 110 43.3 73 28.7 2XL 54 21.2 116 45.7 75 29.5 3XL 58 22.8 124 48.8 78 30.7 4XL 61 24 130 51.2 81 31.9 5XL 63 22.8 136 53.5 84 33 *This data was obtained from manually measuring the product, it may be off by 1-2 CM. Solids: 100% Cotton Pull-On closure Machine Wash Neck tape reinforces the t-shirt in the area that needs it most No twisted side seams after the wash What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's in midnight Do I go for the vault? No I go for the chandelier, It's priceless As I'm taking it down a woman catches me She tells me to stop It's her father's business She's Tiffany, I say no we make love all night In the morning The cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada I don't trust her Besides I like the cold 30 years later I get a postcard I have a son and he's the chief of police This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover. I don't care I don't show up I go to Berlin That's where I stashed the chandelier #the office #Dwight Schrute