PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - All 3 Sizes Bundle

The Complete Ballistic Threesome Why pick a size when you can have all three? The Pink Full Set gets you a Small (10"), a Medium (13"), and a Large (16") Pink Dong Gong in one glorious package. Set them up side by side, run drills, or start a competition. This set is designed to turn heads and confuse literally everyone else at the range. It’s the ultimate move for the shooter who knows that variety is the spice of life. The Best Part: You’re saving $28 compared to buying them separately. That’s basically a free box of ammo. You're welcome. What’s in the Set: 1x Small Dong Gong: 10" tall × 6" wide (~37 sq in) — The Starter. 1x Medium Dong Gong: 13" tall × 8" wide (~64 sq in) — The Sweet Spot. 1x Large Dong Gong: 16" tall × 10" wide (~99 sq in) — The Absolute Unit. Material: All three are heavy-duty 3/8" AR500 hardened steel. Finish: Finger Blasting Pink Origin: Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon. Mounting: A total of 9 mounting holes across the set to hang them however you like. Can it Handle My Load? Obviously. Every piece in this set is 3/8" AR500, rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at 100+ yards and your pistol at 10+ yards. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing. Discrete Shipping Every order ships FREE and 100% anonymously. Three dongs, one box, zero explanation needed. We promise we will not write "GIANT PINK STEEL DONG COLLECTION" on the outside of the box. Your secrets (and your steel) are safe with us. Note: This is a PRE-ORDER. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 1st. Full sets will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don’t worry—your dongs are worth the wait.