I Went To Houston Distressed Sleeveless Graphic Tee | Astroworld Parody | Punk & Goth Essential

Distressed black cut-off tank. 100% cotton, acid-washed and deliberately fucked up — raw edges, strategic rips, and enough holes to look like it barely survived the stampede itself. The front graphic is a straight-faced souvenir parody: “I WENT TO HOUSTON AND ALL I GOT WAS TRAMPLED TO DEATH.” Stars, crushed hands, the whole Astroworld callback rendered in that classic tourist-shirt style, except zero irony lost on anyone who remembers. It’s tasteless. It’s timely. It’s comfortable as hell.