Pithitude Emu Reusable 5x7 Fabric Sticker

For the person who has seen things, judged them thoroughly, and is now making prolonged uncomfortable eye contact about it. This oversized reusable fabric sticker features a magnificently intense emu face with the kind of stare that says, “I know what you did, and frankly, I expected worse.” Peel it, stick it, move it around, and let this suspicious bird silently monitor the room on your behalf. It is perfect for places where people need a tiny reminder that someone is watching, judging, and possibly plotting. Made from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, which is helpful because the emu is already bringing plenty of emotional pressure. Perfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, classrooms, craft rooms, or anywhere that could use a little unblinking supervision. Great for: Bird lovers Emu fans Coworkers with excellent side-eye Teachers, nurses, retail warriors, and office survivors People who enjoy weird animal humor Funny office gifts “I saw this and immediately felt judged” gifting Product details: Reusable fabric sticker Removable and repositionable Drama-free application 5x7 packaged size Original Pithitude illustration Textured matte finish Designed for laughs, side-eye, and deeply unnecessary eye contact Peel. Stick. Repeat. Let the emu handle the staring. Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.