F*CK UP EDITION

F*CK UP EDITION

Brand: Nordic Wellness
8950.00 AUD In stock Buy at Merchant

NORDIC HAVEN 3-PERSON โ€” THE F*CK UP EDITION ๐Ÿ”ฅ WE F*CKED UP THE ORDER. YOU GET THE DEAL. We ordered our biggest production run ever for Black Friday. There was just one little problem... They were made with Hemlock interiors instead of our usual Pure Mahogany. Oops. Same premium Nordic Haven. Same advanced infrared heating technology. Same outdoor-ready aluminium construction. Just the wrong timber. Rather than sending them back, we're turning our expensive ordering mistake into your Black Friday bargain. SO WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY GETTING? The Nordic Haven 3-Person F*ck Up Edition is a premium outdoor infrared sauna, designed to withstand Australia's harsh outdoor conditions while bringing a luxurious wellness experience to your own backyard. Featuring: Premium Hemlock Timber Interior โ€“ Beautiful, light-toned timber with a smooth, refined finish, creating a clean Scandinavian-inspired atmosphere. Weather-Resistant Aluminium Exterior โ€“ Contemporary powder-coated aluminium construction in sophisticated black or crisp white, built for Australian outdoor conditions. Premium Aluminium Roof Design โ€“ Durable, weather-resistant roof construction designed for year-round outdoor use. Super Low EMF PureWave Heating Technology โ€“ Advanced carbon-mica composite infrared heating panels delivering deep, soothing warmth. Wi-Fi & Touchpad Controls โ€“ Conveniently manage your sauna settings using modern smart technology. High-Resonance Heatproof Bluetooth Speakers โ€“ Enjoy your favourite music while you relax. Medical-Grade Chromotherapy LED Lighting โ€“ Create the perfect ambience with integrated colour-changing lighting. Mechanical Latch Door System โ€“ A secure, premium door mechanism designed for reliable everyday use. Spacious 3-Person Design โ€“ Plenty of room to unwind, relax and enjoy your own private wellness sanctuary. IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THEM? Absolutely not. No damage. No defects. No shortcuts. Hemlock is a beautiful, premium sauna timber. Its just not Mahogany If you love the lighter Scandinavian timber look, you might actually prefer this version. OUR MISTAKE. YOUR BLACK FRIDAY WIN. Regular RRP: $14,950 The F*ck Up Edition: Special Black Friday Pricing $8,950 We've decided to clear this batch rather than carry stock that wasn't part of our original production plan. But here's the catch... Once this batch is sold, The F*ck Up Edition is gone. No ongoing production. No repeat orders at this special price. AUSTRALIA WIDE DELIVERY AVAILABLE Or Collect from our Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney Depot. Electrical requirements: 20 AMP connection. A licensed electrician is required to install your power point. THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THIS SAUNA IS OUR ORDERING SKILLS. Don't miss out on one of our biggest Black Friday sauna deals ever. Secure your Nordic Haven 3-Person F*ck Up Edition before they're gone.

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Black Edition, White
Variants (2)
  • Black Edition โ€” 8950.00 AUD โ€” In stock
  • White โ€” 8950.00 AUD โ€” In stock

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