This Vehicle Is Trans

This Vehicle Is Trans Bumper Sticker or Car Magnet This vehicle is trans. It has a transmission. Please remain calm. Our bumper sticker delivers an aggressively literal automotive announcement with the subtlety of a mechanic shouting across a Walmart parking lot. Is it a car joke? A pride joke? Yes. Consult your owner's manual before contacting the authorities. Funny Bumper Sticker for Cars With Something to Declare Featuring giant red lettering, a black background, and an actual transmission, this funny bumper sticker is a rolling dad joke with a suspiciously progressive agenda. Perfect for LGBTQ+ allies, car enthusiasts, and people who enjoy watching strangers process a sentence at a stoplight. Manual? Automatic? Doesn't matter. Your vehicle has never been more mechanically out and proud. Weatherproof Sticker Built for the Long Haul We print every vinyl sticker in-house in Washington using premium all-weather material. It's waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car-wash safe when applied correctly. Rain, sunshine, highway grime, and awkward family conversations? Bring it on. Rectangular designs measure approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches. Handmade sizing may vary slightly, and mockups aren't to scale. Car Magnet for Commitment-Free Automotive Disclosure Not ready to make it permanent? Choose a removable car magnet. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick; extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available for colder climates and windier conditions. Magnets stick to magnetic metal, not plastic bumpers. Test your vehicle first, and remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather. Vinyl Sticker Application Without an Engineering Degree Clean with water, remove wax or cleaner residue, and dry completely. Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured surfaces, pressing outward from the center. Some plastics, coolers, and textured panels resist even premium adhesive. Ask about higher-tack options if your surface is a problem child. Buy 2, Get 1 Free. Transmission Complete. Mix stickers and magnets however you want. Add three qualifying items and every third one is free automatically. Free U.S. shipping, worldwide shipping options, and processing in 1–3 business days. Get your bumper sticker, find two more terrible ideas, and make traffic deeply educational. Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic. Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity. For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram—we post the good stuff there first.