Go Outside, Worst Case Scenario Bigfoot Kills You Patch

Go Outside, Worst Case Scenario Bigfoot Kills You Patch

Brand: SquatchyShop
SKU: PT-BGFT-WCSBKY-0509
8.00 USD In stock Buy at Merchant

A 2.125 x 2.5 inch embroidered patch with dark humor reading 'Go outside, worst case scenario Bigfoot kills you.' It features durable stitching and heat-seal backing for attaching to clothing.

  • The description claims the patch improves one's priorities by emphasizing fresh air over fear of cryptids.
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