Rub My Heiny

Rub My Heiny’s cocoa powder combines cocoa, brown sugar, Kona coffee, and spices for a balanced flavor profile. It seasons various meats and lasts up to 18 months.

• The description claims that one ounce can season 3+ lbs of pork.
• The description claims that it makes users forget their name when used on pork.
• The description claims that it is gluten-free, non-GMO, all-natural, and contains no MSG or additives.